Jimmy asks if you've had a gay experience
Republican poll numbers as butt plugs
Charting presidential candidates’ approval numbers, collected by pollsters like Gallup, can get quite boring. But what if those reports could be sexier?
New York University graduate student Matthew Epler, a master’s student at the university’s Interactive Telecommunications Program (ITP), might have the answer in his recently unveiled project, which he dubbed Grand Old Party.
“Grand Old Party is a data visualization of voter approval rates amongst registered Republicans for each of the GOP candidates,” Epler explains in a video for the project. “It’s also a set of butt plugs.”
Polling just became fun!
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Fashion fit for a queen
"This collection of marvels aims to interpret the revolt of modern man against the restrictions of conventional design." (We're wondering if that bikini comes with the big bulge!)
Fifty shades of funny
Motel goes all-nude to weather bad economy
A motel in Cocoa Beach, Florida, has found a unique way to attract customers; it has become a nudist colony. Paul Hodges, owner of the Fawlty Towers, said he hopes this will help his struggling business.
"It's sort of a make-or-break situation. We can't pay ourselves in winter. We had to scrap health insurance," Hodges explained. "Every year it gets a little bit worse.
"It's just a niche in the market. There's no competition in 100 miles."
He will even permit day visits for those just looking for a welcoming space to let it all hang out. Non-motel guests are invited to use the pool and tiki bar for a mere $25.
But don't go getting all boner-like. This is a classy motel, after all. The motel prohibits "swingers and talk of swinging," as well as "sexual and provocative clothing." (Um, what is more provocative than no clothing at all?)
"We're almost filled up for the month of May," Ward said. "There are only a couple rooms left."
That's interesting, because we usually put on extra clothes when sitting on motel furniture.
How to Save Florida's Economy: Make Everything a Nudist Colony! [Miami New Time]
Florida motel turns to nudity to revive business [NY Daily News]
Women want Republicans in their vajayjays
Would you like a hotdog with that handjob?
Catherine Scalia really likes wieners. So much so that cops are alleging the New York hot dog vendor is also turning tricks in her food truck.
And this isn't the first time Scalia has got caught offering more than relish and bacon bits with each order. In 2004, she was arrested for the same thing. Cops found out that she was back in business after neighbors complained that Scalia was handing out business cards in the area offering services for bachelor parties, 'one-on-one strips' and a 'topless cleaning service.'
Discretion is not this woman's strong suit.
“In the summertime she’s out in her bra and panties,” said one neighbor. “It’s disgusting. She’s filthy, she’s dirty. How could men take that?”
Another commented on the contented men leaving Scalia's house. “They seemed pretty happy,” she said. “Now I can see why.”
An undercover cop was sent in to investigate, and Scalia offered to take him to her house for some real dog-in-bun action. For $100 she performed a strip tease. “She agreed to manually stimulate him for an additional $50,” said Nassau County Police spokesman Kevin Smith.
Sadly, no one came to bail her out. "I just feel like if she stays in jail and does the time, then she will learn her lesson," said her 13-year-old son. "I know it's only $2,000. Maybe my grandma will eventually feel bad for her and get her out."
Intercourse and hot dogs ... that can't be a very hygienic mix.
Long Island 'hooker' accused of selling sex out of hot-dog truck -- again [New York Post]
'Hot-dog Hooker' Left In Jail By Family [My Fox Philly]
Don't forget your hanky!
Love You Like A Big Schlong
Willam Belli is a former RuPaul's Drag Race contestant. And she recently released a wonderful parody of Selena Gomez’s 'Love You Like A Love Song.'
The song is called 'Love You Like A Big Schlong' and she called on some very hot friends to help her with the video. In fact, one of the guys is Randy Blue model Dante Ferraro. Yum!
Wanna see a bit more of Dante Ferraro?
Man claims BMW responsible for two-year boner
A California man is blaming BMW for an erection he could not get rid of for two years.
Henry Wolf argued that the problem started after a four-hour motorcycle ride. He had been sitting on a "ridge-like seat" that left him suffering from a boner that he could not get rid of. He plans to sue the company for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damages." Seat-maker Corbin-Pacific has been added as a defendant in the case.
“It’s very embarrassing, and all kind of problems developed,” explained Wolf's lawyer. “He had to reconfigure his clothing, and going to the bathroom was a problem.”
But it gets worse. The erection is now gone, and Wolf's lawyer says it hasn't returned. At all. Meaning sexual relations are impossible at the moment, adding to the distress of his client.
Priapism, the term for an erection that lasts for more than four hours, can be quite serious and often requires immediate medical attention.
Dr. Ramgopal Satyanarayana, from the University of Miami’s Miller School of Medicine, has never heard of the condition being caused by a motorcycle seat. Instead, he explained, the issue is often caused by medication like Viagra, Cialis and antipsychotics, or because of certain diseases.
“For treatment, we tell [patients] to take pseudoephedrine, and if that doesn’t bring it down, we actually inject medications that can arrest the amount of blood coming in," Satyanarayana said. "If that doesn’t work, we have to operatively reduce it.”
We're not sure Wolf could win should this case ever make it to trial. How does one prove a seat caused a never ending woody?
Viagra is now looking at creating its own boner-inducing bike seats. The new slogan: 'Drive all day, fuck all night!'
Californian sues BMW for emotional distress after motorbike ride 'leaves him with priapism' [The Mirror]
Man Sues BMW for Long-Lasting Erection [ABC News]
Superheros can't be gay
Norwegian comedians Kollektivet explore the hardest part about being a modern day superhero ...
Susan Sarandon's new White Man's Dick
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